crazy thoughts

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Last night, I haven't slept. Now, I am feeling dizzy...Fuck !!!!!!!!

The weather in Bhubaneswar is horrible. It heavily rains in one hour and in next hour, the scorching heat makes life miserable. And the thundersome is deadlier than this "heavy rain-scorching heat" situation. I have to unplug my computer and modem every time I go outside.

I lost all the links in my blog roll when I changed the template. I managed to get these two links from the history. So I have nothing to read in the next few days. Anyone who will put a comment will definitely be put in the blog roll.


Some twitter updates....
chetan bhagat
website for 4th book almost done. hope to launch in next 2-3days..

Look how chetan is preparing for his 4th book. He started one, now more than 100 IITians are following him.




Now look at the girl and jerk off....I am kidding !!!!


She is so damm beautiful.....

my first photography

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Now it's raining outside. No one can dare to go outside without an umbrella or a raincoat. That's the weather of Bhubaneswar. It's completely boring to stay home and watch all the fucking programs in the TV.

Today, I tried my hand in photography. I have taken few snaps, here it goes...



This is the hill in front my building. 15 years back, it was a jungle with foxes, hyenas and elephants and a small fountain. Now it's a highly populated residential area. It's no more looking like a hill. The fountain is the largest drainage system in the locality.



This is the top view from our terrace. The area looks greenish in the rainy season.



This is the back side of our building. The interesting thing is that, a family in this area has 30 pet cats. It's really amazing to watch the cats play and fight with each others.

loose motion

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I was having loose motion for last couple days. For those who are unable to understand what is loose motion, let me make you understand first. Here it goes,

It's Mother Nature's way of loving you. As a result she calls you in a regular interval. So you have to "answer the nature's call" regularly. Because, Mother Nature is one of the most powerful female personality like Sonia Gandhi, Hilary Cliton and Rakhi Sawant, you may hate her, love her, but can't ignore her. After obeying her regularly(2-3 times a day), you become sick.

Today I went to hospital. I choose KIMS. It's one of the private hospital in Bhubaneswar, but unlike others they provide free medical service. So a lot of poor and selfish people go to this hospital. I got the out patient card. The clerk changed my name to SATI from ASIT. I asked them to rectify. They rectified this with a pen. But I was still SATI in the database.

I waited for 20 minutes. For the first time, I saw the effect of Swine Flu in Bhubaneswar. Every hospital staff was wearing mask, but instead 3 layer surgical mask, they used one layer mask. False sense of security...ha ha ha. This is how immune system is psychologically strengthened.
Nurses were looking pathetic.

The doctor asked me a few questions about the disease and some questions about the swine flu symptoms. He checked my blood pleasure. Then he filled up the prescription in letters that resembled like ECG reading. I returned home.

a new beginning ...

After shutting down Life Like This, I have started this blog hoping that I will never dare to shut this down again. I desperately needed a change, a change for a new beginning.

Let me say something about me before I begin my journey in this new world. I was a regular blogger, a rather popular one in my group. I wrote everything I noticed, felt and did . That's why sometimes I was severely fucked up, sometimes I fucked up some innocent ones and sometimes I used fictitious characters so that I could fuck them up. As a result, I felt morose and guilty of not being the one that everyone expects. But I slowly grew up mentally and emotionally. Now I don't know what others are saying, but in my view I am a perfect one.


I am Asit Kumar Dhal, a computer science graduate from a small city engineering college. I am promised a job, but till now I am completely jobless. After 3 months of passing out from the college, I am wasting my parent's money in honing my skill. I like reading novels, watching movies and exploring new things.

I am an introvert kind of person and I hate to mingle with strangers. That's why I have very few friends. I am single and in next few months I have no chance of being coupled with any one(of course a girl).

bye bye hot chicks

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Finally after doing a lot of brain work, I have decided not to attend any more advanced java classes. It's better to read SQL and PL/SQL and prepare for walk-in than attending boring java lessons. Anyway, I will miss the hot busty chicks.

I have decided to appear in the first part of OCA exam in the 25th of this month. And I have also made a decision to go for 2nd part in the next month. Let's hope it's not a hasty decision.

My smoking habit is slowly being trailed off. Now I am smoking one or two cigarettes a day. Smoking might be injurious to health, but it's surely a threat to my wallet. I am jobless. And even 20 bucks a day is a big thing for me. I don't want to burn any more stuffs.

Today I read the blog http://2short2sweet.blogspot.com/2009/08/rape-in-eye-of-man.html. I felt very sorry for the male community for being blamed for so many bad things. I don't know why our dicks stand so early. Can somebody explain me this ?? Do girls hate stuffing things inside ??

why life is so uncertain ???

Thursday, August 13, 2009

One year back, life was so interesting.



Now everything is changed. Life is uncertain. Again C,C++, Unix, Oracle....walk-in !!!

virtual girls and shitty relationships

Yahoo/google developed yahoo messenger/gtalk. They got their market share and a good amount money by doing advertising. And lonely guys in small cities used these so that they can find a red hot vagina to stuff their dicks inside. This a bitter fact about instant messaging.

A girl is ugly. The only one who loves her is her Mom. No one ever looks at her. Her life is messy, worse than the prostitutes in the African countries. She grows up. One day she comes to know about this great technology called "Internet". The other day, she uses it. Now she finds web sites like orkut/facebook, which is a complete virtual world, everything can be made by keyboard and mouse. She downloads the sexiest photo of Jessica Alba, uploads it, makes a new address of her. Now her life is interesting and worth living.



On the other end, a guy finds an irresistible urge inside her to talk to a girl, share his thoughts with her and finally satisfy his physical needs. He curses all the doctors who kill the female fetus before they see the light. All girls in his class are busy with someone rich and handsome. Then he uses this beautiful web site called Orkut. He adds some girls with nice profiles.

Now, two unsatisfied souls find each others' soul mate. They talk. They talk like shit. They forget the real world around them. They forget all good friends.

A friend of mine was involved in such kind of relationship. They talked. They did phone sex. After that they met in CCD. The girl was pitch black. Her face was stinking. After their date session, he threw up on the way home.

Boys are dumb. They never accept the fact about virtual relationship. No one can find his/her soul mate in theses social communities. People start relationship, stay in relationship for sometime and finally end up in wasting time and money.

Mild earthquake in bhubaneswar

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

It's 1:30 am. I am studying PHP. I felt a mild earthquake . My computer table is trembling. I may not see tomorrow's sun rise !!!!!!

Manas called me and confirmed me that there is a mild earthquake in Bhubaneswar and Cuttack.

holiday scribbling

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

After a lot of tog-of-war between OCA and SCJP, I have decided to go for OCA. Today, I bought the book "OCA/OCP Study Guide". I again wasted Rs 405/-. This is a great book according to Biswa. I have 501 pages to read, a lot of scary looking SQL commands to type and a very expensive exam to appear. Wish me best of luck !!!!!!! Ha ha ha !!!!!


Viruses, worms, ad wares, spy wares and pirated software had made my life miserable. I had to format this 4 year old box once in every week. But Ubuntu Operating System solved every little problem. Now, I am using completely free and open source softwares which are hardly affected by these devils. User interface and performance is much better than Windows XP and programming in Linux environment is even better. Ubuntu rocks !!!!!!

Last Sunday I bought 3 t-shirts in Rs 450/-. It was a "buy one, get 2 free" offer. Now competition is making the service better. I felt very happy after buying these t-shirts. I showed them to my sister and mother. Today my father bought me a t-shirt for Rs 125/-. It was much better than the t-shirts I have bought. He may be older, a little outdated, but he still makes better judgment than me. I don't know when I will buy something for him in my own money.