A friend in love and an asshole inside me-2

Monday, February 2, 2009

6 moths latter

Its 4:30 pm. I was riding bike and Sidhart was behind me. We decided to go to Big Bazaar. We reached Rupali Square, suddenly it rained. We stopped at a nearby shopping mall. He started to talk about his girlfriend. I wanted to leave that place immediately. But I have a conscience which stopped me.

Two beautiful girls came in a scooty pep. They were completely drenched. I looked at them. I thanked God to send such beautiful girls for my time pass. It was better to look at them than a completely veg discussion about a +3 (passed out) girl.

One of them was completely wet. She was really beautiful. She was looking like a wallpaper angel. Her curves were clearly visible. She covered herself with a black salwar. She was adjusting her hair time and again. She was damm hot.

I looked at Sidharth. He was standing with mouth wide open. I stared at Sidharth and talked

me : "hey.. married man !! What are u doing ??"
Sidharth :"man....she is damm hot"
me : "hey asshole ...stop looking at her...u have already some one to stare"

I told to myself "Not only u can stare at ur +3 (passed out) girl, u can also explore her".
I discovered an asshole in him. In fact there is an asshole in every man, only situation makes it visible to the outside world. Unfortunately this asshole had made his mouth open as if the wallpaper-angel is going to kiss him.

me : "buddy close ur mouth"
Sidharth : "ohhh...r u a homosexual ?? why r u looking at me ??"

Suddenly I felt insulted. I asked to myself "If I were a homosexual, I would never look at Sidharth. Fuck...... he has never looked at himself in the mirror. "

I thought why such girls are not in my engineering college. Probably her parents are more intelligent. If the girl looks like an wallpaper-angel, what is the need of studying engineering.

Rain stopped. They left me and Sidharth. We headed towards the Big Bazaar. I hoped better wallpaper-angels in the Big Bazaar.

We reached the Big Bazaar and parked our bike in the parking lot. There are so many beautiful girls with their boy friends. Some are gossiping, some are eating and some doing nothing.
I also found some of my colony heroes demonstrating their heroic activity by following beautiful girls, trying to collide with them intentionally.

We got inside. Unfortunately we met the +3(passed out) girl. To my astonishment, this +3 (passed out) girl was beautiful, was damm hot. Sidharth introduced me in his native language.
Sidharth belonged to Western Orissa. Western Orissa people have a very funny way of pronunciation. The alphabet 'a' in every word is substituted by the alphabet 'e'. And they are proud of this.

Sidharth and the +3 (passed out) girl talked with each other. They ignored me. Now the asshole inside the +3(passed out) girl came outside. In fact there is an asshole in every human being, only situation makes it visible to the outside world. Sidharth requested me to wait outside. I started to feel morose.

I came outside. I was mesmerized by the wallpaper-angel. I smoked a cigarette. After 15 minutes Sidharth called me and told me he was in the parking lot. I told him to wait for 15 minutes. I wanted to make him feel how I was feeling in last 15 minutes. I smoked another cigarette. I chose the largest route to the parking lot.

Sidharth : What the fuck u doing...why r u so late ??
me : I was busy with Ruplina.....like u with +3(passed out) girl
me : +3(passed out) girl was damm hot.
Sidharth : man...its cheap. U should not call her by her qualification.
me: U never told me her name.
Sidharth : Buddy .. its classified information.

We headed back to our home. On my way I thought about Ruplina .

A friend in love and an asshole inside me-1

Sunday, February 1, 2009

I am starving for a topic to blog . I tried to write so many and unfortunately I saved all of those in my draft folder. This is what happens if u try to write something and ur luck does not allow u to do so. Any way yesterday I was talking to Sidharth(name changed because I am not going to bite my conscience after the blog gets published.) . He told me that his girl friend left him. In better English they have broken up.

Here I am writing all the chat records between Sidharth and me nearly 13 moths back.

me : Hi buddy .. r u busy ???
Sidharth :nop... I am going to Book Exhibition to buy a pen drive.
me: How much ??
Sidharth: 2 GB is Rs 650/- and 1GB is Rs 350/-
me:Will u go alone ??
Sidharth:nop...with mandu

In our world, mandu means girl friend.

me:lol.....
Sidharth: its true....I got my life partner.
me:She is from which college ??
Sidharth: She does n't belong to any college.
me: ohh....then she is a school kid or a house wife !!!!!!

I was being sarcastic. The problem is that if one of ur friend gets paired, u have to put some restriction on ur behavior with him. He won't be a normal friend. He needs some special treatment and his girl friend needs treatment like the girl friend of ur colony don. If u ever mess with his girl friend, he will behave as if you have kicked his naked ass with ur Woodland shoe. If u can't trust me, they try on ur newly paired friend.

Sidharth: Common man......she is ur bhabi and try to respect her.

Suddenly he forgot how we both respected other bhabis.

Sidharth: She had completed her +3 last year. she is very innocent and clear from her heart.

For the 2nd time in my life, I found him praising some girl from heart. Love does not come alone, it comes with a lot of moral values and respect towards girls. Unfortunately at that time I was dumb and sent him a banner showing "Ur mandu(girlfriend) is clear not only from her heart , but also from her ass."

Sidharth: What is this, asshole ????

Suddenly he discovered an asshole in me.

Sidharth: I am serious. She is my life partner.
me:give me her phone number.
Sidharth:What are u going to do with her phone number ??
me:I am going to worship my new Bhabi.
Sidharth: Go to hell and worship Ruplina.

At that time Ruplina was alive and busy with her boy friend in this earth. I felt I should behave properly, otherwise he is going to eat up my leftover brain with all those holy words he had learned by scolding others and from English movies.

me: I am very glad about ur success.

Sidharth signed out.


The next day he came to me and we both went to the Mohini Complex Fast Food. He discussed a lot about her attitude, her behavior and how she looks. For the first time in my life, we discussed about a girl's beauty without considering the vital organs. I slowly discovered this new lady in Sidhart's life was indirectly, but slowly making my life boring and turning his life beautiful(don't take the -ve side...I was not envy of his love) . After that when we met, he talked about his dream, future plan, plan about marriage,job, etc.

He was in sheer ecstasy .

As his friend, I was happy.