beauty without brain

Thursday, July 30, 2009

At last, God listened me and sent two chicks to my advanced java class. They are beautiful girls and in the first class I was so engrossed in looking at her(I like one of them) that I couldn't understand a single line.


Yesterday, I missed the class because I caught a very bad cold. Today I was told I missed the real beauty revealing demonstration of their low neck tops which they wore yesterday.

Today I discovered another fact about them. Beauty and brain don't come in a single package. These two ladies are the best examples of this quote. They have nothing in their brains, even they can't write a very naive servlet code(technical stuff).

I hope either these dumb girls or their boy-friends don't find this blog.

education ruined me....

Sunday, July 19, 2009

This great recession is affecting my life like shit. Till now, no joining. I have nothing to do other than reading novels and studying for pre-ILP and advanced java. I am also doing other things, but right now I can't mention it over here(readers...it's personal).



I have been studying for last 19 years.(guess my age....22). In school, my teacher taught me A for apple and and in engineering my friends taught me A for asshole. hmmm.....higher education ruined me !! Not only me, it ruined a lot of people. You want an example. Here it goes....

A girl in my +2 batch was recently caught while watching porn. We(me and she) used to study physics, chemistry and mathematics under same roof. Last year, she was doing her engineering and staying in hostel. Unfortunately, she had forgotten to lock the door from inside. She was caught red handed. Some trustworthy girls leaked this information to their obedient boy-friends. Now, everybody knows this. Poor girl !!

Girls, while driving, fasten seat belts, it will save u from accidents and getting fined by traffic police; During sex, ask your boy friend to use condom, you won't have to lay down with your pants off before a 45 year old doctor to kill the innocent baby growing inside your womb. And while watching porn, lock the door from inside and erase the log from "Recent Items". These may be normal, but this becomes over-sensitive and highly attention drawing if species like u are involved in this shit.

Ohh...I am going off-topic. I am too bad in RDBMS. I don't know how I cleared this paper in 4th semester. Last month I decided to work on this. I started to study ER-Diagram. It took nearly a week to complete the entire chapter. Finally I jumped to oracle. I installed Oracle 10g Express Edition, then uninstalled it, again installed Oracle 10g Standard edition. but it didn't satisfied me. Finally I became stable in Oracle 9i. I started SQL, covered 3 chapters. I made scary looking tables, consisting of more than 15 columns and inserted more than 20 records. But I stuck in the 4th chapter. Then I gave up. Yes, I gave up. Now I am studying Advanced Java, hoping it will feed me in future.

Our advanced java class is even scarier than these big SQL tables. Forget about staring, you can't look at the girls. I cursed God for putting me in such a pathetic group. Ha ha ha...I can curse God. That's an advantage of being agnostic. You can curse God, praise him, pray him...u can do anything that makes you happy and suits the situation !!!

multiple personalities

Saturday, July 11, 2009

The names of the characters are not real.

It was a frigid overcast outside. Like everyday, I was getting bored sitting before my computer and reading the fat novels. A friend called me and informed me that a little get-together is going on in Infocity and asked me to attend it. I obeyed like a loyal servant of an angry king.

I peeled off my torn trouser, put on my foul smelling t-shir and headed towards Infocity. Suddenly the drizzle started. Within 10 minutes I reached my destination and the drizzle stopped. This is my luck. Everything comes in my way when I am in the right path.

They smoked and I sipped the tea. We discussed a lot of things, starting from Nandan Nilikani to boobs of our x-classmates.

Shakti : "Which girl in our section has the most beautiful boobs ?"
Amit : "What about Smruti ?"
Shakti : "How do u know ?"
Amit : "His x-boy friend told me?"
Sidharth: "Common....she is our bhabi."

Actually, Smurti and Jaggu got paired recently and Jaggu is an x-member in our group. Before that Sidharth was mad after Smruti. He proposed her 3 times and she denied him as if she had PMS.

Shakti : "She is not only our Bhabi, but also our one-sided-x-bhabi ?"

Sidharth looked embarrassed. We always embarrass him and make him miserable.

Sidharth : "Are bhabi maa saman hota hey ?

me : "So u proposed ur maa ?""

Everybody chortled. I giggled as if I got 9.7 CGPA in my semester. Sidharth scowled at me.

He threw his cigarette and left. No body stopped him.


Every human being consists of multiple personalities, in other sense we all have double standards in all walks of life. We all need to behave differently in different circumstances. Otherwise we may become hero in one situation, but will miserably fail in other.