education ruined me....

Sunday, July 19, 2009

This great recession is affecting my life like shit. Till now, no joining. I have nothing to do other than reading novels and studying for pre-ILP and advanced java. I am also doing other things, but right now I can't mention it over here(readers...it's personal).



I have been studying for last 19 years.(guess my age....22). In school, my teacher taught me A for apple and and in engineering my friends taught me A for asshole. hmmm.....higher education ruined me !! Not only me, it ruined a lot of people. You want an example. Here it goes....

A girl in my +2 batch was recently caught while watching porn. We(me and she) used to study physics, chemistry and mathematics under same roof. Last year, she was doing her engineering and staying in hostel. Unfortunately, she had forgotten to lock the door from inside. She was caught red handed. Some trustworthy girls leaked this information to their obedient boy-friends. Now, everybody knows this. Poor girl !!

Girls, while driving, fasten seat belts, it will save u from accidents and getting fined by traffic police; During sex, ask your boy friend to use condom, you won't have to lay down with your pants off before a 45 year old doctor to kill the innocent baby growing inside your womb. And while watching porn, lock the door from inside and erase the log from "Recent Items". These may be normal, but this becomes over-sensitive and highly attention drawing if species like u are involved in this shit.

Ohh...I am going off-topic. I am too bad in RDBMS. I don't know how I cleared this paper in 4th semester. Last month I decided to work on this. I started to study ER-Diagram. It took nearly a week to complete the entire chapter. Finally I jumped to oracle. I installed Oracle 10g Express Edition, then uninstalled it, again installed Oracle 10g Standard edition. but it didn't satisfied me. Finally I became stable in Oracle 9i. I started SQL, covered 3 chapters. I made scary looking tables, consisting of more than 15 columns and inserted more than 20 records. But I stuck in the 4th chapter. Then I gave up. Yes, I gave up. Now I am studying Advanced Java, hoping it will feed me in future.

Our advanced java class is even scarier than these big SQL tables. Forget about staring, you can't look at the girls. I cursed God for putting me in such a pathetic group. Ha ha ha...I can curse God. That's an advantage of being agnostic. You can curse God, praise him, pray him...u can do anything that makes you happy and suits the situation !!!