a horrible plan

Thursday, June 25, 2009

This post is for those who don't believe in true love.

I have an absurd plan and all my good fucking school friends are going to help me to execute it. And after this plan, I am going to change a delusion about me.

Well this is not a hasty plan, but a consensual one. So no regrets for this.

This plan is all about my first crush, Ruplina. I am gonna talk to her, take her to CCD, propose her and if everything happens according to the plan, then finally I am gonna break up with her. Isn't it absurd ????

Stage-1>>
Actually, she is already in a relationship with someone(not sure about physical relationship). If anybody has any information, please pass on to me. If u gv information with substantial evidence, I may reward u, but the reward is not negotiable. According to my plan, my friends who have dexterity in kicking, punching, slapping, scolding in public, etc. will try their best to intimidate her poor boyfriend. They are authorized to go to any extent.(I am dangerous !!!!!)
So this stage of the plan is surely going to be successful.

Stage-2>>
Ruplina belongs to a middle class family and her career and family background will never allow her to marry a highly paid groom. Though I am not highly paid, but one day I will(may) be highly paid software engineer. So under every circumstances, I am the best guy she will ever get. So I will talk to her personally, try to convince her about the advantage of staying in my side. So lets hope this stage of the plan will also be successful.

Stage-3>>
Now the difficult part, being in relationship with her. I will love slightly more than her boyfriend. This time my friends who are expert in dealing with girls will teach me everything about this part.

Stage-4>>
I am gonna show her my inability to marry her. Don't think I am impotent. And finally the sad part, I am gonna leave her !!!!!!!!!!

N.B.: I may be attached emotionally to her, but no kisses, no hug, no sex !!!!